moretoremember: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
Bonding in me and my brother is watching Ghost Adventures and laughing till we cry
methlabrador: fuck off mom no i dont want to follow your grunge blog
My dad has started calling himself Damp G and he won’t tell me why I’m so confused
I make it easier for people to leave by making them hate me a little.– Cecelia Ahern, The Book of Tomorrow (via larmoyante)
tazzmarazz: i’m not blonde and tan, so boys don’t like me
dicknail replied to your post: Where do I tell my mom I’m going when I’m actually… A best friend’s house. Or a slumber party at someone’s house who they know. my usual excuse would be my best friend but she has food poisoning and my mom knows about it because im a dumb cunt and i told her earlier today so thats a no go. but this “slumber party” is HAPPENING. THANKS BECKY
lol so my parents are doing jager-bombs with the neighbor i could honestly walk out the front door and they wouldn’t even notice
Where do I tell my mom I’m going when I’m actually going to a party also my boyfriend is picking me up and she can’t see him??? Help me??
evilangel579 asked: you are like. the cutest ever omg